Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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