Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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