Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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