fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize