i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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