Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Sext me about skeletons
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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