have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
it glows. i had to have it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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