is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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