U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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