You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
