ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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