I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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