You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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