so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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