I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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