ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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