Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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