i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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