I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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