i don't like sucking hair
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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