went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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