okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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