honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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