He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
