Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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