Sry I called you an 8
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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