My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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