I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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