she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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