State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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