Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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