Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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