How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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