I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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