I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I love you. Go after that dick
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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