I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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