I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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