Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You're like the curious george of whores
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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