At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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