I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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