if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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