You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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