you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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