if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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