the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
