I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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