i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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