he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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