i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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