if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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