It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
