I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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